eat 5 to 9 a day

so, i'm sitting at home listening to internet hockey and snacking on my peeled mini carrots from kroger. you with me? well, on the bag of peeled mini carrots from kroger is a logo that says "EAT 5 to 9 A DAY" and i've included that logo to the right. however, there's a problem: every fifth carrot i eat tastes bad.

i wanted to do it right, so i tried what anyone would try: good carrot, good carrot, good carrot, good carrot, BAD CARROT! i tried again: good carrot, good carrot, good carrot, good carrot, BAD CARROT! i tried this a bunch of times and every time it was good carrot, good carrot, good carrot, good carrot, BAD CARROT! on my final try, which JUST happened before this sentence started, i tried something else: good carrot, good carrot, good carrot, good carrot, GOOD PICKLE!

i'm left satisfied.