Showing posts with label in which the author acts like a buffoon toward folks just trying to do their jobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label in which the author acts like a buffoon toward folks just trying to do their jobs. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24, 2008

This has gone on almost long enough!

For April Fool's Day I switched one of my coworker's google settings to return only pages in Danish. This is very funny because he doesn't speak Danish, which you would know if you worked here. He also doesn't like to ask for help with his computer. He tries to hide it when he doesn't understand something. You know the type I'm talking about, or at least you would if you worked here.

It was very funny to watch him knowing that he was getting all this Denmark stuff on his computer. He was scratching his head and he made his browser text size bigger. This doesn't address the problem, at least not in Internet Explorer. He uses IE 5.5 which is hilarious if you know anything about browsers.

Anyway, today I noticed a gash an inch deep on his head and blood and hair and skin under the fingernail of his index finger. That's the finger he uses to scratch his head when he doesn't understand something. You'd know that if you worked here.

When I walked by, his IE 5.5 font size was so big he could only display one letter on the screen. It looked like this:


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Friday, March 14, 2008

Remember Ralph Nader's "Unsafe at Any Speed" and how it changed the automobile industry and car safety forever? This is nothing like that.

Apparently writing asinine emails in corporate/congressional contact forms is something I'm good at. I'll do my best to keep you updated every time I do this going forward.