Video terrorist...

Yes, terrorist is a strong word, but it also reminds me of the words "terrier" and "barista", which is neither here nor there. The fact is: someone on this "team" is holding our future hostage. That "someone" is bald.....and is named Ryan.

If you have bothered, like hundreds of other Americans, to check our facebook page this week, you will have likely seen a video called "Four String Salesman - Shoe Salesman Picnic". Which should probably be titled "look_at_me!_I'm_the_best_improviser_in_the world_ever!!!_My_name_is_Ryan_and_I'm_available_for_a_t.v._show,
_or_corporate_gigs,_or_birthday_parties_cuz_I'm_so_funny_you'd_
be_stupid_not_to_hire_me._What,_those_guys
_in the_shadows?_They're_my_groupies.
Did_I_mention_that_i_lived_in_Chicago.WMV"

The party in question (Ryan) has stated that he's "tried" to upload the whole video, but has received an "error" message and hasn't been able to fix things. Oh yeah? What did the message say Ryan? "Rest of show too hilarious for the internet. May lead to opportunities for the other guys on your team. Click cancel now to continue being a dick."?

Anyways, dear readers, the chances of you seeing the rest of our show on the internet are slim, so you should probably come see us live. Even someone as selfish as Ryan wouldn't sabotage a live show. Plus, you could boo all his scenes, except for the ones I may be in. You'll want to be quiet then so you can catch all my jokes.