Hillary Clinton as a discipline strategy...

After the "shame on you" moment this week on the campaign trail, I decided that acting like Hillary Clinton in my classes might be an effective way to maintain order. One moment praising, the next condemning. It's sort of like acting insane while you're being mugged, sometimes your assailant gets scared and runs away, like in the movies. I plan to roll out this new strategy this morning by telling my kids that I love each and every one of them as if they were my own, but if they actually were my own, I'd hit them a lot more frequently for being worthless losers who are fat and ugly. I'll tell you how it goes later...